The Funniest Things People Have Said To Their Cats: ICanHasCheezburger Edition

It really is amazing how after a long enough time of having a cat, we get to the point where we know them and their mannerisms so well that we legitimately feel like we can understand them. Sometimes, it gets to the point where we start having whole conversations with them without even really noticing. They meow, we know what they want, so we respond in kind, and before you know it, we are having full back-and-forth conversations with our cats.

Now, some cats have a lot to say - they're really talkative, while some cats are a bit less forthcoming with their words. But regardless, it's not the cats who are the truly amusing ones in these situations. We have caught ourselves saying absolutely ridiculous things to our cats, and we figured that there is no way that we are the only ones who did. So, we asked you guys what the funniest thing you have ever said to your cats was, and goodness, your answers did not disappoint.

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via Heather Meinke

Such a short statement, yet we have so many questions. We're not even sure where to start. You daughter?! Cleaning?! Now, that's top notch parenting. The cat disagreeing with her methods? What in the world does that imply? And where the heck did your child learn a phrase as cool as "harbinger of chaos"?!
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via Kirsty Whiting

Come on now, this is just encouraging bad behavior. Smh, husband. The cat would have probably figured out that trick on his own at some point - as most cats who live with multiple people do - why would you help him out? Sigh. The cat must be very happy though. He's got a good little minion right there.
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via Christine Hunt
04

via Rhana Williams
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05

via Colleen Ford Rynearson
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via Melayne Bennett
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via Tami Maring
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08

via Susan Masse
09

via Deb Ashley
10

via Jessica Seamons
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11

via Elizabeth A. Zimmerman
12

via Lorraine Skaarer
13

via Daphne Read
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via Zineb Basma Safrany